Pardon the interruption!

Rev 8:13 And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

Greetings, Earth dwellers. Sorry to interrupt your meaningless existence. You need to know that Heaven is offended by your impudence. You have ignored Heaven's laws and spurned its love. You have blindly gone about your lives of nothingness, ignorant of truth, content to feed on wicked frivolity.

The Son of Righteousness visited your planet to save you from the penalty of breaking God's laws, but you rejected Him. He has offered you forgiveness, extended His patience and granted you much mercy. But you go on in your worship of self and pleasure.

Heretofore, Heaven has winked at your ignorance.

But the offer was for a limited time, only a few days remain. Soon you will hear an angelic voice from the skies proclaiming Woe, woe, woe! Much discomfort is headed your way. The conveniences of your life will soon be only a memory. There will not be a place you can hide from the wrath you have bought with your indifference to Heaven's grace. Soon, flipping a light switch will produce no illumination. Opening a faucet will bring forth blood red putrification. Your means of conveyance will be worthless without gasoline. The sun will scorch you when you are outside and the darkness inside will cause you to gnash your teeth. Great hailstones will crush your crops. Fierce bugs will inflict you with great pain. You will bow to the devil’s spawn for a mere morsel of sustenance. A day’s work will yield one measly loaf of bread.

Meanwhile, those who received the glorious Gospel of Christ will dwell in comfort and safety honoring the blessed Three-in-One.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled secular lives. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow….